No Longer a Slut!

Since some of the people out there cannot and will not and should not be trusted, and in keeping with tradition, where we are all treated like children.. since we are not to be trusted.. my friend and blog moderator (!!!!) S has decided to disable the anonymous comments on this blog.

He broke the news to me in this arbitrary fashion:

S: i have disabled the anons

A: ok

S: time for some chay

A: now no one will have the nerve to call me slut?

ouch

S: it takes a slut to call another woman a slut

cause deep inside she feels it

A: why do we presume it's a woman?

S: man can also be a slut

you see

A: a he-slut?

S: Hershey Highway dudes

A: what's that?

S: hershey highway seems to be a new phrase for anal sex

A: oh yuck! shitty sex u mean?

i get the picture.. puke!

S: http://single-in-dubai.blogspot.com/2007/01/exploring-hershey-highway.html

great post

A: S.. fuck.. i was about to eat my almond chocolate bar

S: sorry

lol

saves you from gaining weight :D

good me!

A: off u go.. have ur chay ...while I slowly sip my third strong coffee in two hours!
S: At 8:59 PM, secretdubai said…

This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read on here! And for me as a native English speaker, the innuendos are hilarious. I know that they can be a struggle for non-native speakers,

do you see the racism in it?

Explanation:

1. The reason I post my MSN and googletalk conversations sometimes.. is because they are hilarious and give people an insight to many facets of life

2. Most of the people I converse with are long-time friends, who are all professionals , very educated and well-respected in their fields. They aren't people I pick up from the street but sometimes.. we could be in a playful mood and play with words. That is called PUN. Irony, cynicism, sarcasm are other methods people use to get across what they want to say.

3. I blog the conversation instead of telling you: today I spoke to S who exercised his power over a powerless technically-challenged woman like me and arbitrary changed the settings on my blog to disable anonymous comments. He not only made a decision without coming back to me but also decided that as a woman, I don't have a say in my own personal online journal. But since he knows more than me, and because he is a man, as opposed to me a woman, I didn't question his decision. Instead, I thought of it in a positive manner in that people will no longer call me a slut. When he said that only a slut would call another woman a slut, I decided to take action and stand for womanhood. I challenged him why should we assume that the name-caller is a woman. He quickly changed the topic and went into a monologue, which I would easily classify as sexual harassment. He actually also gave me a link to a site with more profanities than mine, taught me a lesson in what he termed as racial discrimination and called me fat - all in one breath!

4. From the above example, you see why it is better for the readers to read into things instead of having me to treat them like children and explain to them what every entry means.

5. Having said this, I am glad anons are no longer free to call me names here.