To Masterbate or Not to Masterbate

o winks:
Play "Kiss"
Amira says:
hala walla
did u check ur email..
sent u qaradawi's latest faswa
o says:
hi..i'm cheking as we speak
o says:
well well well
Amira says:
so which finger is more haram than the other..and how does he know so much about european porn??
o says:
leaving the dirty detail aside i think what he wanted to say is that virgins shouldnt insert objects or fingers so that they do not loose their virginity.
but he is disgusting
Amira says:
haha
o says:
in essence we can all masterbate all we like, there are so many ways
Amira says:
of course we can
but they want to control everything
he says instead of masterbating fast, pray keep urself busy
i peed in myself laughing
o says:
and he is so limited he thinks we get off only by inserting things
Amira says:
and he goes into details ba3ad
o says:
where they can watch free porn
i wish i was watching, iwould have called and said a few things
Amira says:
like:
u can tell me and I can send him a letter
o says:
im not a virgin can i fuck myself with my fingers
Amira says:
if you dont get a man to fuck you.. i suppose u can
o says:
or, my husband doesnt come home often enough to do me, can i get a dildo and a vibrator
Amira says:
u want both? a dildo and a vibrator? Isn't that a lot ?
especially when you are clearly being denied the use of your fingers?
o says:
or my husband is married to 3 women, should i fuck the driver or use a cucumber?
Amira says:
leave the veggies alone..
on second thoughts: should they be refridgerated.. or off the shelf?
o says:
off the shelf of cource..u can also put it in hot tap water for a minute...
Amira says:
since you are that experienced: what works better, a cucumber or a carrot?
o says:
a cucumber
Amira says:
why?
o says:
it has a consistant shape, u can choose length and width, and it has a smooth surface
ok .. emm.. never thought of it
so .. how often do you go shopping for cucumbers.. and what do you do to the poor veggies after you are done with them?
o says:
i thank them and throw them away
Amira says:
emm
o says:
not so often...only when i get realy realy horny and frustrated
Amira says:
which is when you don't get fucked basically!
so why didnt this guy suggest to women who want to masterbate to get laid?
this way.. they wont commit a sin by fingering themselves right?
o says:
fucked?
Amira says:
this man who is living in never never land thinks the world is ideal
when u get horny, he says, pray or fast
but his advise is directed to women only
he doesnt tell men not to wank.. in fact..he says it is less dangerous than when women do it
o says:
i would like to ask him if i can insert things up my ass..not to loose my "virginity"
yes because he says women should guard their virginity...thats the whole point
Amira says:
what if you werent a virgin?
can u masterbate.. and if u do.. do you use your fingers.. or waste veggies?
o says:
exactly my point...thats why i want to have a go at him
Amira says:
do you think u are allowed to have a go at him ???
you are a godless woman
o says:
well..he speaks sooo frankly and graphically, i think i can "illustrate" my thoughts
Amira says:
u think he was speaking graphically ?
did what he say to give u ideas?
o says:
he almost put his middle finger out to the camera
Amira says:
are you suggesting that it had a similar effect on men too
o says:
haha
Amira says:
so is qarawadwi spreading VICE?
he is advocating sin?
o says:
he is a sin
Amira says:
has he put lustful ideas in your head?
o says:
no, just lustful arguments
Amira says:
is all you are seeing now is fingers, carrots and potatoes going around in circles?
oops.. i mean cucumbers
the carrots and potatoes are for my stew
o says:
ha ha ha ha ha ha
and vibrators and naked men and women
Amira says:
oh those too.. they are more than welcome to join us for dinner
o says:
remember what they say: la haya' fi el deen (There is no shame in religion)
to him: la haya' (no shame) full stop
Amira says:
i think i should blog this conversation to show the extent of evil thoughts which go into women's heads.. no wonder we aren't in charge of our sexuality
o says:
of course we are
Amira says:
we are what?
o says:
in charge of our sexuality...thats exactly why god will judge us individually.. not with reference to anyone but each of ourselves and our individual choices
Amira says:
Amen!