"I called my boss to tell him I was sick and wasn't coming in to work.He asked what was wrong.Told him I had anal-glaucoma.That sounds serious, what is that?Well I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
I have come across many excuses for not going to work or turning up late.. but this beats them.
Share the best you have seen, witnessed or heard about and I will tell you some of the ones I have come across over the years ;) They are hilarious.
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11 comments:
In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.
Nice Joke silly girl .
I don't like to miss any day of my work , but sometimes I had session to teach at early morning , and I might be late because of sleeping so I easily call the Technician who assists me to take the class until I arrive , I always blame my car , traffic (( especially Diplomatic area )) and this reason I use especially for afternoon sessions I teach at BTI .
when I used to work in GARMCO in Sitra , The best excuse for being late was (( Accident on Sitra Bridge )) and it works .
I think its about time I work on my, call in very early at the morning with a sleepy voice and say I have a flue trick..
Anal-glaucoma huh?! Where did u pick that up?! The discovery channel?! :p
it is a common joke moodz , I was searching for the technical description for that illness , what I discover that this word available only in humor sites .
Some days it is good for the soul to take a "sicky".
I can't think of any line to beat "anal-glaucoma," LOL!!
that´s a good one! I just finished my vacations today, so I´ll try it ;)
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marco
www.elblogdemarco.com
Anal-Glaucoma --Didn't see that one coming. :-)
hi, found your blog via NeoWorx's LittleNeo.
I was LMAO at "anal-glaucoma"... but shared that joke with my bf (a medical student), and for some reason he didn't find it funny: "why not anal-cataracts? that would be more correct" ... hmmm maybe, but somehow it just doesn't have the same "ring" to it, eh?
Anyway, do drop by my blog when you are free: www.azlynne1972.blogspot.com
take care!!
*lynne*
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