Beat this!

"I called my boss to tell him I was sick and wasn't coming in to work.He asked what was wrong.Told him I had anal-glaucoma.That sounds serious, what is that?Well I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

I have come across many excuses for not going to work or turning up late.. but this beats them.

Share the best you have seen, witnessed or heard about and I will tell you some of the ones I have come across over the years ;) They are hilarious.