"I called my boss to tell him I was sick and wasn't coming in to work.He asked what was wrong.Told him I had anal-glaucoma.That sounds serious, what is that?Well I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

I have come across many excuses for not going to work or turning up late.. but this beats them.

Share the best you have seen, witnessed or heard about and I will tell you some of the ones I have come across over the years ;) They are hilarious.

11 comments:

ainialyaman said...

In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.

Mohammed said...

Nice Joke silly girl .

I don't like to miss any day of my work , but sometimes I had session to teach at early morning , and I might be late because of sleeping so I easily call the Technician who assists me to take the class until I arrive , I always blame my car , traffic (( especially Diplomatic area )) and this reason I use especially for afternoon sessions I teach at BTI .

when I used to work in GARMCO in Sitra , The best excuse for being late was (( Accident on Sitra Bridge )) and it works .

moodZ said...

I think its about time I work on my, call in very early at the morning with a sleepy voice and say I have a flue trick..

Anal-glaucoma huh?! Where did u pick that up?! The discovery channel?! :p

Mohammed said...

it is a common joke moodz , I was searching for the technical description for that illness , what I discover that this word available only in humor sites .

Abu Sinan said...

Some days it is good for the soul to take a "sicky".

Omni said...

I can't think of any line to beat "anal-glaucoma," LOL!!

marco said...

that´s a good one! I just finished my vacations today, so I´ll try it ;)

kiss
marco
www.elblogdemarco.com

Knightmare said...

Anal-Glaucoma --Didn't see that one coming. :-)

*lynne* (azlynne1972) said...
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*lynne* (azlynne1972) said...

hi, found your blog via NeoWorx's LittleNeo.

I was LMAO at "anal-glaucoma"... but shared that joke with my bf (a medical student), and for some reason he didn't find it funny: "why not anal-cataracts? that would be more correct" ... hmmm maybe, but somehow it just doesn't have the same "ring" to it, eh?

Anyway, do drop by my blog when you are free: www.azlynne1972.blogspot.com

take care!!
*lynne*

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