I never mix work with pleasure... I mean, you know what I am talking about. But today I will break all the rules. I am tearing up my rulebook and throwing it out of the window.
Oh heck! So what... I am the news editor of a newspaper in Wonderland... and what makes it wonderful and keeps me going are the ridiculous things I have to deal with everyday!!
Today I got a call from an obnoxious piece of chicken shit. The bastard called to tell me that he will be present at the vigil being organised outside the British Embassy tonight (to express the sympathy of the people of Wonderland over the bombings) and if we could ensure that his picture is in the paper ;)
Excuse me? What? No please? No please with a cherry on top?
That bastard is only going to show his ugly face in order for it to be plastered all over the papers the next day. Well, I have news for him. He can buy advertising space. That's how newspapers make their money. As for me, I would rather resign than put his picture in my paper. I could print toilet rolls with his picture on them... but I really do respect my ... !
Guess I have said enough ...
Lemme go and get my rulebook back and plaster it together again! I am back to my old-self now. No more mixing work with pleasure!
10 July 2005
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11 comments:
Bold and courageous!
it's a shame there are many wankers like him out there.
the only reason why he will go to the vigil is to have his picture in the newspaper.
And bin Shehab... my rulebook is intact now..
what's the point of making rules, if we are not going to break them?
haha, i think i can guess who this guy is.... is he shura council member by any chance? if he calls again then tell him that i'll be happy to post his photo on my blog :)
no comment chanad ;)
you should've said yes to the dude, got yo photographers to take his pic outside the brit embassy and sent his pic off to the ppl in the classifieds department to include it on the page 'Wanted' :-D
he's still getting his free publicity plus more than what he bargained for anyways. :)
strav.. i really couldn't.
i was speechless.. the man was so shameless. he didnt even mince his words. he said he was there for the publicity. people have died. people have lost their loved ones. people are in shock. and this bastard wanted his picture in the newspaper to pretend that he has a cause.
his picture should be posted... on all the dustbins in wonderland ;)
get over to chanad's blog! he's posted nice pix.
*link via his comment above
*add to favourites
*essential read !
hey, how did u find my blog
Its sad to see publicity freaks make use of such sad occasions, Whats worse is that these guys are a dime a dozen.
wow....you cuss a lot.
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