Fugly Husband Snatchers

This is a brain-storming session.

I am outlining ideas for a future article I intend to write and I want to share them with you: I am sure you have all come across husband snatchers before. This is a topic I would like to focus on in depth and perhaps even write a book about.

It seems to be a common phenomena and many times you hear heart-breaking stories told by women complaining that their ever-faithful hubbies have been snatched - sometimes by their very best friends.

You see, men are such rare commodities today that there are actually women out there with an itch, who only go for those who are "taken."

Now I am not worried about this at all because the last one who tried to make a pass at my husband - my rightful and legal property - was what I would call FUGLY (PS: this coined word stands for Fucking Ugly).

The sick woman stalks him; she follows him around like a puppy and even camps outside our front door during holidays. Like, excuse me. We aren't royalty or anything. No thanks. We really have no need for a security guard... and not a FUGLY one please.

She is no threat to me because my man would never go for a FUGLY woman with no class; a woman who lets her own kind everyday by being rejected by a married man, who is so committed to his wife and home.

I truly feel sorry for the rejected FUGLY cow. But what I can't understand and come to terms with is: why do FUGLY women allow themselves to be humiliated so much?

I am sure that looks are not everything... it is just that the FUGLY creepy crawly could go and snatch someone else.. from Planet Ape or somewhere further away...who may stoop so low and make a decent woman out of her.

To cut the long story short, I would like you to share your horror stories about husband snatchers here to help me with my book.

Thanks for your support.