Don't really know what's happening..

Terrorist attacks in London this morning.. Iraq is on fire... Iran is developing its nuclear arsenal...the south of Lebanon is up in flames...Syria is in disarray...our Ambassador to Iraq has been shot..the Egyptian Ambassador to Baghdad has been kidnapped in an apparent change of strategy to attack Arabs (hehehe).

They are now saying on TV that this morning's London explosion could be an Al Qaeda message.. message of what exactly?

I don't know.. I really don't for the last time Bin Laden was sited, he was in the company of the Bushes, all comfy and safe in the knowledge that the rest of the world was on fire.

In Wonderland, the situation is more acute..with people biting each other and back-stabbing one another.. and the living eating the dead. Didn't I read somewhere that this doesn't happen anymore. That we have been domesticated as humans... that we are no longer cannibals?

Someone has been lying to me.. and I won't blame it on my parents, or my school, or society or the government. Thank God that I was brought up in the pre-democratic era in Wonderland.. so I can't even blame Parliament for lying to me. And now that I am old and you can't teach an old dog new tricks.. I can't blame them for learning new concepts..can I?

Silly me. I shouldn't admit to anyone that I read, that I know, that I think. I shouldn't even be speaking my mind ;)

Forgive me Lord for I have blogged.

*** This is a coded message. We are being watched. I am trying to confuse the spies. They can't read English.

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SillyBahrainiGirl said...

Thanks brainless for your reflecting your first class upbringing for all to see.

I am sorry I cannot dignify your response with a reply because I cannot stoop that low.

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The Joker said...

We know you're upset buddy. But you cant go around saying shit like that. Come back tomorrow morning when you have a cool head on your shoulders and apologize for this bullshit

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Angelo Embuldeniya (Strav) said...

there's a saying, think before you leap, that should apply to commenting as well i guess...

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The Joker said...

What book were you reading? "The History of Spain" according to Saint Bastard ?

Angelo Embuldeniya (Strav) said...

That's funny, as i've noticed, brainless here thinks that he needs to nullify a single post by each one of us at a time by a spam of his *dickless* posts all at the same time.

Belfast, Canada & China.....

ES said...

Dearest Brian,

"How about 'Moronic, assinine Bahraini bint'?"

Thanks for summing up all typical Muslims so eloquently and carefully.

"In the name of decency, learn!"

Sorry, we only do things in the name of Allah here. Can't blame a bitch for trying though, kudos.

"Read something besides mindless, bolshy clap-trap."

Let's see, something besides mindless bolsy clap-trap, uhmm, Elmo's 123's for me? It's a graphic, does that count? It should, considering the fact that we can't read. We just stare at the Koran, cluelessly, with drool coming down from our saggy jaws, whispering 'Jihad' while giggling uncontrollably every now and then.

Let's go back to the chorus of your comment:

"READ (x3) LEARN! RAWK N'ROLL BABY THE WEST IZ EDUCATION!"

Read, is that what you do? Gosh, that must be why you're reeking of brilliance. Do you take plenty of roughage and fibre in your diet or does knowledge come naturally to you? Because last time I checked, it takes a double-headed genius to slap a huge group of people under one lazy category.

"Maybe someone can tell me why Spain was attacked in the first place."

We couldn't get the smell of refried beans out of our Bahraini carpets, so the King calmly suggested the bombing in a GCC meeting. I was there handing out explosive pamphlets.

In conclusion, Brian, your perfectly open-minded comments has spotted our abhorrent trait and your subscription to "Typical Gun-totters" magazine is in the mail, as has your seat at the UN been confirmed.

"Look in the mirror"

There are no mirrors in our harems, silly. Besides, most of us have upgraded to wigwams. I'll send some smoke signals when I have the brain cells required to do so.

Your friend and Allah's,
Yet another Silly Bahraini girl, which planet Earth is in dire need of.

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SillyBahrainiGirl said...

you are one sick person brainless..get a life !

ES said...

"You're obviously still demented from all that Michael Stipe Ken Kesey Edward Said swill, but there's hope for you yet. I bet you taste good too."

Aw, what's the matter? Trying desperately to be less of a Pat Buchanen and more of a Jeffery Dahmer to feel as if you have something to fulfill your pathetic life with?

I do taste good, and if you're wondering about the details: I taste like your squishy grey matter after it has gone through three bottles of sulphuric acid.

Now, instead of this turning into a pointless bashing session, I'm more interested in what you have to say regarding your ignorance. Please tell me whose website or books you rely on for your laughable information.

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ES said...

"Es,

How about we get our own room?"

With a bricked wall so I can bash your face in it? Sure. Sit on an electric fence while I go make the reservations.

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ES said...

"With a wall of pricks so I can mash your race in it? Hoor. I'll sit on your face while you go reserve the fence."

Oh look, he did exactly what he has been denying. Taking someone's actual words and completely skewing it in order to make himself look like the bigger and better guy. Isn't this what your administration pals in the U.S do anyways? Taking the proper definition of 'Jihad', shoving it up their asses, shitting it out and smothering it on your face?

You're doing exactly what you accused SBG of doing, "Irish barbarian". You can make anyone seem bitter and hateful, even an entire race, if you keep chanting Ann Coulter's articles to yourself, convincingly. It doesn't make you right.

And I wouldn't insult my ass by sitting on your face. Stop spamming and go finish reading The Ignorant Rawker's take on Islam.

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SillyBahrainiGirl said...

i am still scratching my head.. i really thought this post came with a disclaimer at the bottom..

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