A man kills a deer and cooks it but doesn't tell his children what it is.

He gives a clue.

"It is what mum calls me," he said.

His daughter immediately cries out: "Don't eat it. It's a fucking asshole!"

5 comments:

Evil Odd said...

I was walking down the street tonight, and this man with a beard longer than Osama's offered to pay me for a cigerette. I noticed a sign next to him "$1 for 3 jokes." I offered him a ciggie for a joke. But I changed my mind and asked him if I could tell him a joke instead. I was going to tell him your joke but somehow got sidetracked when he noticed my ring. Anyway, long story short, this is the one he dropped:

"What's the difference between a pineapple and a police car?"


"With the pineapple, the pricks are on the outside"

SillyBahrainiGirl said...
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SillyBahrainiGirl said...

Very true Odd A.

With a police car, the pricks are sitting there. They smack you right in the face and there is no escape...or is there?

There are green pricks (usually .... of different nationalities) and officers (mostly Bahrainis) and idiots in white (traffic police).

Whatever happens, the golden rule is to ignore them totally and treat them like dirt when there is no escape and you have to stop for the pricks.

Everytime one of those assholes stops me, at a check point or something in our police state, I yell at them: "I want to Pee!" and they let me go...

If I had a hose... I would get them all wet... but I don't...my Pee is way too precious since I am a Sayeda and I come from a great lineage!

This doesn't stop me from wanting to puke all over them though.

I am sorry to get into this but those f**king mercenaries have no place on my blog.

And I find it all the more disgusting when political organisations and unemployed Bahrainis want to stoop so low and demand jobs in the interior and defence ministries.

Dear Bahraini youth,
Those jobs are reserved for the perverts, drug cartels, mother f**kers, drummers (tabala in Arabic), gays and prostitutes.

There are some others forced to work there, but that's because they don't have any self-respect.

Having said this, there are also a few who no one else wants to employ, so they get jobs there because they are connected and can turn a blind eye to corruption.

It is no place for anyone with decency and self-respect.

Best Regards,
Silly Girl

Dated January 10, 1999

Snape said...

Hey let's have some decorum here, just plain asshole, no swearing please.

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