Jacko Whacko opens his heart and pours all in an EXCLUSIVE interview with Silly Bahrain Girl

Visiting Wonderland has been a long-cherished dream for the elusive King of Pop Jacko Whacko.
Here are the highlights of the interview:
  • After my last experience with the media in an open democracy, I found Wonderland, where the media is controlled and NO ONE will intrude my privacy, wonderful
  • In Wonderland, nothing is really what it seems.
  • Instead of the Great Wall of China, you have a Malkiya Wall
  • I loved the pearly white sand of the public beaches. Amazing you have an island but no beaches
  • I didn't quite enjoy my stint at BJs..who were those weirdos there
  • I was happy with the attention I got..even though a few of the children hid behind their parents when they saw me. SillyBahrainiBoy in particular was shocked with my make up
  • The highlight of my trip was bar hopping with Saeedi & Co. He is a kool guy underneath that wool
  • I was banned from entering the oncology ward in Salmaniya Hospital and I don't know why. I assume WONDERLAND is a place where the accused is guilty until proven innocent..
  • They sealed all the balconies at the place where I was staying out of fear that I may repeat the stunt I pulled with my son before
  • My children can speak Arabic..I still don't understand what "Seek bil Khair" means

Best quote:

"I don't want to go among mad people," Jacko remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat.

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Jacko.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."


Angelo Embuldeniya said...

"Another official speaking on condition of anonymity said Jackson was a guest of Sheik Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa, the king's son, in one of the royal palaces. Sheik Abdullah, believed to be in his early 30s, is a friend of Jermaine Jackson."

[my comment that he arrived from europe is confirmed on the same link, there are reports going around that he came straight on a jet plane from LA - complete cr*p!]

"Jermaine Jackson has close links with Bahrain's royal circle. In January, he and Sheik Abdullah announced plans to launch a charity theme song written by the royal."

[did imention something of a shoot in my previous comment? :)]


Angelo Embuldeniya said...

partying with 3 kids, or his 3 kids are partying, where - house parties? given tehres not a decent night club on the island u could call a place to party & boogie :-)

Chanad said...

thanks for the exclusive goods sbg!

from neverland to wonderland

SillyBahrainiGirl said...

You are more than welcome Chanad ;)

sume said...

Whoa, he's there?!! Thanks SBS, I learned something new today. I admit I haven't kept up with him since he started looking like one of the things from his Thriller video. Heh, and I thought I was confused before.

SillyBahrainiGirl said...

you are more than welcome Sume;)
Sillybahrainiboy was shocked when he saw his pictures in the newspaper today.
Auntie, why is this weirdo wearing lipstick? he asked..

well, i wish it was only the lipstick !!

Angelo Embuldeniya said...

whats wrong with guys wearing lisptick? some of them are 'special' if you know what i mean, not that i'm saying MJ was wearing lipstick, but i wonder what kinda effect the heat is takin on him ;)

Angelo Embuldeniya said...


some people never learn to be nice now do they?

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