From my e-mail:

"Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, two Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH, NO!" the President exclaims with great emotion. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion and nervously watch as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

**Thanks Adel! Keep them coming!


ainialyaman said...

can you tell how many,trivial?

Mujahid said...

But, Still a whole lot more than 20,000 innocent dead iraqis and 1,940 US troops.

Norman said... least one know one more
thing about the silly girl....she
is comedically challenged..hope
you are smiling!

/T/ said...

Well 2 brazillion is bad, but what if it was a strillion soldiers?

Hasan the Not-So-Great said...

HAHAHAHA....Its fun to make fun of the most powerful retard on the planet.

Hasan the Not-So-Great said...

i take advantage of that fact as best i can. and all the republicans hate me for it.

أبو سنان said...

Great joke SBG! But he is SUCH an easy target. Ever see the Steve BEll cartoons in The Guardian? He does a GREAT job of him.

marco said...

hehehe... great! as usual ;)


sume said...

ROFL! Initially, I laughed, then realizing the morbid implications, I slapped myself silly.

ShawarmaBoy said...

Jeeze ABU some could say your such an easy target yourself. From the havoc I have seen swirling around you on other blogs I wouldn't laugh too too hard. Didn't someone on your blog mention the word karma to you?

أبو سنان said...

Shawaramboy: "Didn't someone on your blog mention the word karma to you?"

Ah now Sharwamaboy, does that mean you've been reading my blog? I've already gotten my share of karma on the blog, but I guess you know that since you read it. Cheers mate!

ShawarmaBoy said...

Yeah I thumb through you blog now and then, in between shawarma's of course, as you blog has not been deemed "SHAWARMA WORTHY".... yet!

Hasan the Not-So-Great said...

this video about president bush and his stupidity is heeeelarious.

أبو سنان said...

Okay, okay! You ought to start handing out the "Golden Shawarma Awards."

ShawarmaBoy said...

"Okay, okay! You ought to start handing out the Golden Shawarma Awards."

Hmm is this award edible?????

Chrisamillion said...

thats funny....i have to find someone to tell it to!

أبو سنان said...

Good question. Maybe the wrap, the foil on the outside, would be golden, with a fresh and hot shawarma inside. Question is.......beef, lamb or chicken?

ShawarmaBoy said...

Beef and Lamb ABU. Beef and Lamb No REAL (male) Shawarma eater tackles Chicken unless he has no choice in the matter. Such as being on a "Date" with your SHAWARMAGIRL. Then by default you dine on "chicken". 8 more hours till my next batch of Grill Land shawarma lands in the US.. MMMMMM

Where are you SBG??? Earth to SBG..

أبو سنان said...

Ah well, I agree Shawarmaboy. When I go out I get lamb, nothing but lamb, so help me God. Why lamb and maybe not beef?

My wife is the only Arab known to mankind to NOT like lamb! I have threatened to have her kicked out of the Arab club.....but she still wont cook it at home. This, and we have some 20 pounds of it from the "aqika" sitting in the deep freezer.

marco said...

hello linda!
come to my blog to see the latest from Mr. Bush ;)

It´s crazy...


Rodrigo said...

que buena, saludos desde Chile

أبو سنان said...

Nonsense argument Norman. A recent study of Saudi volunteers in Iraq showed that the vast majority of them had little or no political leanings before the US invasion of Iraq, nor were they extremist. It is the US invasion of Iraq that radicalised them. So we arent "fighting them over there so we dont fight them here" we are actually creating more and more people that hate us all around the world.

We have, I fear, created three seperate states in Iraq that will end up in a full scale civil war. There is already an undeclared civil war raging in Iraq with hundreds dying every month.

The reason al-Queda hit us on 9/11 is because they felt we had been spreading mass murder for far too long without feeling it at home. In light of events in Iraq, I hope they dont feel the need to teach us a lesson again.

Even our security leaders here in the USA have told us al-Queda will strike again, at the time and place of its choosing. The fact that they have not is their choice. I fear they are bidding their time..

notsosmug said...

It is always easy to pick at someone who boldly does what is best but is not popular. But it isn't fun unless you think you know better than they do...

Norman said... expect me to believe that
Saudi (who else would we expect)
"volunteers" inside Iraq also
volunteered to be part of a
Gallup Poll? Look...I am sure
our invasion did radicalize some
Saudis; but you are well aware that
their version of religion/politics
started in the 1920's. Even the
famed Egyptian leader Nasser killed
as many radicals as he could find, but they still were around to kill
the bravest and greatest man of my
lifetime...Anwar Sadat. President
Sadat and President Nasser would
agree, I am confident, that it is
better to fight now...not later.
Wake up please, before we lose.

mnesss said...

My wife is the only Arab known to mankind to NOT like lamb! I have threatened to have her kicked out of the Arab club

I am Arab, born here in the US but raised in Saudi Arabia and I absolutely HATE lamb!

Not only does it have a weird smell, but it's full of fat, and required 15 mins of chewing per bite!

Lamb? EWWWWW hate it hate it hate it!

Guess your wife would have been a whole lot happier had she married me instead!

Unknown said...

That's funny

Post a Comment

Copyright © Silly Bahraini Girl