my poor alarm clock...

it rings, rings and rings everyday.. it never gives up, never frets, never complains and never gives me that look and says: why don't you ever listen to me? what have i done wrong to you?

and i just ignore it. i continue to do so everyday. and the mother-fucker has no reslf-respect.. none at all.. not an ounce (dunno.. maybe an ounce is a lot of weight)..

i dont want to be so judgemental first thing in the morning.. but if i was an alarm clock and i waste my energy screaming everyday, until my voice becomes shrill and still no one appreciates the goodness in my heart and my self-sacrifice or even ends my suffering by switching me off, i would do something about it.

well bitch.. then do something.. for i am used to chaos.. anarchy and a disorganised existance..i am the proud product of wonderland: do you really think that i look forward to waking up in the morning? do you really believe that i welcome everyday with a fucking smile?

think again you bastard. you clone. there are so many of you and only one of me. you have no individuality. you are a mere object. i am your master and you do what i tell you to do.. and if i say you shall ring until your batteries die, then so be it. you need to remember that my wish is yiur command.. so you know what.. i will just drown you in the shower.. come on you stubborn son of a gun!

13 comments:

Chanad said...

Throwing my alarm clock across the room every few weeks does the trick for me. It's imporant to make sure he knows who's boss.

ainialyaman said...

Funny and made me giggle WTF.I like to rouse from sleep and mke my wife a good morning Yemeni coffee.

Mohammed said...

Silly girl be careful , one day that alarm will ignore you and might cause a big problem for you . I don't depend much on my alarm clock , I have another two alarm clocks ( my mobile & my watch ) . I depend much on my Biological Alarm Clock . do you know why ? because I hate to hear the alarm clock sound , its sound might cause a heartattack and in the best you might get a headache . so I walk up just 2 minutes before the alarm time to close it .

Note : check the link below , I saw that site while I was surfing , and I know you might interest in it . it is about a pakistani women want to translate Islam on her way to find a justification for her homosexuality . mad women !!

http://www.muslim-refusenik.com/

ShawarmaBoy said...

Wanna borrow my gun?

ps

this word verification stuff drives me nuts!

SillyBahrainiGirl said...

no thanks shawarma boy.. no guns for me.. i wouldn't know where to start!! the alarm bell will only be the beginning of a long long list!

also..i totally agree with you.. i dont like this word verification thing... so it should be shelved with the alarm clock somewhere close to your gun..

long live the shawarma lovers ! oops.. this could be read in so many different ways..and i cant be arsed to change it ;)

marco said...

hehehe... grrreat!

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حسن الخزاعي said...

شحوالكم؟؟؟

فبس،
خلصت الأشياء وما لقيتي إلا هالفقيرة تحطين حرتش فيها؟!

Abu Sinan said...

Your post shuld be a national, no, international delcaration for all of us who HATE the bloody thing! LOL!

SillyBahrainiGirl said...

thanks...
my offensive against the damned things continues..

more on this tomorrow ;)

and Hassan, I am doing well, thanks.. and this Faqeera wakes me up every morning...for no apparent reason..

SillyBahrainiGirl said...

http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=121797&Sn=COMM&IssueID=28177

It's official.. this is how much i hate the damned things!

hahaha

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