This morning's small talk went as follows:
Me: Once we are out of here, I would love to have a small zoo .. where we can have a baby elephant, a baby lion and a baby tiger!
Him: And then they will all eat each other!
urggggggggggggggghhhh! Why did you just have to ruin it? I had a vision of all of them playing together and now all I can hear is squeals of pain and anguish as I watch my little zoo turning into a bloodbath!