This is yet another silly e-mail in my inbox!


1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - Onepoint to Pussy

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experiencenone of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

8 comments:

News Blog re-Blog Team said...

"12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER"

Well if one wears a chastity belt right from birth [they come in all sizes too], the problem of being in doubt is solved. Just make sure you don't loose the key.
;)

1:1

SillyBahrainiGirl said...

Dr Ghazi Al Gosaibi in his book (which is supposedly an autobiography) said:

"A man from eastern (orinatel origins) doesnt marry a woman he slept with.. he marries a woman who slept with EVERYBODY else.."

I have the book .. and it's BOOKMARKED!

SillyBahrainiGirl said...

oops.. big boo boo.. i am typing in the dark.. oriental .... not what ever i typed...

yochanan said...

beer does not have a headach

SillyBahrainiGirl said...

a lot of beer though could give u a headache ;)

hazratganj said...

the pussy is sweet to taste and the beer is bitter can you tell me why? Maashallah Subhanallah...

Freddy said...

eat a pussy drink a beer, you'll have a well balanced meal

Freddy said...

eat a pussy drink a beer, you'll have a well balanced meal

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