Iguana is a very friendly iguana who lives with us at home. He or she doesn't bite, eats fruit and sometimes does funny things...which I may or may not tell you about.
Today it ventured outside into our very weird neighbourhood, sparking chaos and bringing traffic to a standstill.
Some boys came knocking on our front door saying that the "haywan" (animal) is terrorising the neighbourhood.
"What haywan?" asked my mum.
"Your dinasour!" screamed one of the boys.
"What dinasour?" wondered my mum.
"No, it's a crocodile," said another boy.
My sister then had to go outside and rescue our poor iguana from all the savages outside. I think it now needs therapy for the traumatic experience of coming face to face with those creatures.